I need to leave for work, like NOW, but I can’t because the bug guy is outside doing stuff. dumb bug guy. At least it’s not the creepy bug guy.
OH! You know how I always say that the mailwoman is my mortal enemy?
……….I HAVE DEFEATED HER!!
Ok, not really, but we have a new mailperson. It’s a guy, and he is nice, and doesn’t run through our yard and leave tire tracks and bang into our garage door and leave my stuff on the front porch where no one ever sees it. He actually talked to me yesterday, the evil mailwoman wouldn’t say a thing. Even if I said hi. She’d just look at me and drive on. So. yay. Yay for maildude.