when cath went to malta

I got LOTR valentines at the grocery store. I wonder what Tolkien what think of kids giving each other little cards that say, “One friendship to rule them all.”

I’m not even going to be in town that day, I’ll be at Katsucon. I’ll have to give Cath hers this month, since she’ll be in MALTA then. I still can’t believe she’s going to Malta. The only things I associate with Malta is the Maltese Falcon and that Joe Don Baker movie “Final Justice” from MST3k. What can she do over there that she can’t do over here? (besides going to Italy on her Spring Break, that is)