when mom thought I loved orlando bloom

So mom woke me up last night just to tell me that, apparently, Orlando Bloom is coming to Memphis to shoot a movie.
I said, “oh boy.”
She goes, “What?! Don’t you like Orlando Bloom?!” like she had nooo idea I wasn’t in love with orlando bloom.

My “oh boy” went more for Cath, who is not exactly crazy over him, but will most likely try her best to stalk him (so she can get chummy with him, and then have him introduce her to Elijah Wood.) LOL

I am going to get a haircut tomorrow. Just one. This little one next to my ear.