when the gangster was my mom

I was driving home this afternoon, and this car gets in behind me, and is kinda following me. So I'm thinking, y'know, if you want to go faster, pass me fool! There's two lanes! But then the person starts flashing their lights at me. (and, if I were Catherine at this point, I would have started screaming that THERE IS A GANG ARE AFTER ME!!) I was thinking, what a ...

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when i really needed spring break

Yesterday in class, we started going over the SAME FREAKING STUFF I've had last semester and just like, 2 weeks ago in my other class. I was on the verge of pulling my hair out. Instead, I stopped taking notes and drew a gigantic explosion on the page, and wrote underneath it, "I HAVE EXPLODED." And then I just sat there, a small fiery ball of pointless rage. And then on ...

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when i couldn’t remember

Man, today I was actually listening to the radio instead of the Ipod, and I heard this song I liked. But now I don't remember anything about it, not how it went, or any of the lyrics, or anything. That sucks!

when the sims were streaking

Haha I got Sims 2 University to work for a while... (I think I pinpointed the problem, I think my computer is getting too hot and it's automatically turning off to protect itself... I'm going to get a cooling table for it) OMG it's HILARIOUS when they streak!! I had everybody in the house streaking at one point. I especially love it when they do a little dance... hahaha!! :D

when there was cheesecake

Several reasons why today sucked: 1. Had to watch West Side Story in class. I really don't care for that movie. 2. Had to go back to work after school - I get out of class at 4:30 so I was there until like 5:30. Yuck. 3. Macaroni Grill got my order wrong. Actually, my mom called it in wrong, but all that matters is that it was wrong. 4. I got Sims2: University today, and ...

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when i questioned mara’s wedding dress

One of the things that disappoints me about the Star Wars universe is the subject of marriage. I haven't really thought about it or looked into that much, my memory may be a bit fuzzy in a few places, but why is that "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" so much of the Earthly, western ideal of marriage exists? I was digging around looking for Mara ...

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when nobody but dad would see ring 2 with me

Dad said he'd go see The Ring 2 with me since ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GIANT CHICKENS WHO WON'T GO SEE A MOVIE THAT PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE SCARY

when i was selected

Shock the monkey! I got a call today from someone from the Marriott. They referenced my reservation I'd made for Dragoncon, a couple of weeks ago. At first I'm thinking, oh crap, something has screwed up. But then she says that when I made my reservation, I was selected to receive an offer - I get to stay at any Marriott, at anytime within a year, for 75% off. Hot HOT ...

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when there was a guy with a sledgehammer

Yesterday on my way to work, I stopped to get gas. Whils I was standing there letting it fill up, I turned around to watch traffic. There was some road construction happening at the corner, but nothing that was holding up traffic. Out of nowhere, one of the construction guys walks right out into oncoming traffic and starts pounding on the pavement with a sledgehammer. Cars had to just throw ...

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