when i put my shorts on both legs at the same time

Last night I decided to try and put my shorts on BOTH legs at a time. Like, both legs at the SAME time. While standing. So I held them out, took a jump, fell over, and knocked my King Arthur action figure onto my head. I think I'll stick with one leg at a time from now on.

when i tried to talk ash into a costume

Hey Ash... Remember that character I showed you at Barnes and Noble that I said I wanted to see someone do, and you said you'd be willing to do it? And remember how I said I didn't want to do Dragoncon masq this year, but I would miss it really bad...? Put the two together- what you think? I don't think that costume (I'm avoiding saying it, cause I want ...

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when i wanted to be a news artist

Ok, forget being a comic book artist, I want to be the person who makes those little graphics next to the newscaster on the nightly news. I just bet they have a huge archive of logos and stuff... it would be really neat. I don't really want to do that... but our local news needs some help sometimes.

when i needed an update

My room is totally clean, and the costume closet has been cleaned and everything put back in it's place! Now the cleaning must move on to my webpage. I've got to redesign, mostly so I can make a freaking 2004 art page and stop putting everything in 2003...

when somebody needed dan’s phone number

Got a search hit for "get dan radcliffe's phone number now" Yeah, like I'd give out his phone number. As if. I promised I'd never tell anyone!

when we saw van helsing

So. Saw Van Helsing last night. Wore my Hellsing jacket, just because. The movie probably would have been better had we started drinking *before* we saw it. It was cheesy, parts of it were awful... but it was fun. I wasn't bored that's for sure. And then we came back and played Star Wars Life (which was not as cool a game as I thought it was going to be. ...

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when mario did the vine dance

A random memory... I remember when I was a kid, and my dad got a Nintendo. We would sit around for ages playing Super Mario Brothers together. And when we played alone, we made sure we told the other what we'd accomplished, what secrets we'd found, what funny things happened. It was so much fun. One of the things we discovered you could do was when you had a pipe ...

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when we teamed up with Buffy

Operation: Clean up My Life got off to a great start yesterday! I washed the Beetle and cleaned it out. It's so clean! It's marvelous! I got most of my room cleaned. Cleaned off the shelves, reordered my books, put my DVDs in alphabetical order, cleaned out my video cabinet, put my CDs back, cleaned out the drawers of my desk... the only thing I haven't done in there is ...

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when I needed to get my life in order

Things I need to do, since the past four weeks have completely torn my life apart: 1. CLEAN MY ROOM. holy crap. 2. Put away all my costume stuff from the past 3 cons. The costume closet is a wreck. 3. Finish drawing for mom's school's auction 4. Finish costumes for Dallas ASAP 5. Clean out the Beetle 6. Take the Beetle in for oil change/check up Well I guess I'm being a little dramatic, but ...

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when Kenny G drove like a jackass

Two things: 1. Watching the local news just now. Newscaster: "Denzel Washington is burning up the screen in Man on Fire. Many young men in the area are hoping to become the next Denzel Washington or... the next Halle Berry!" So... young Memphis area men are hoping to be the next Halle Berry? More power to you. 2. On the way to school I was passed by this jackass driving like a ...

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