when we lived in the ice age

Quotes of Christmas 2005: Cath: "At our old house, our next door neighbors had a MASTADON!" (she meant to say "Mastiff" and didn't realise what we were laughing about. She followed up that line with, "What?? They used to guard the QUEEN!") Mema: "Kell, stop punching the baby!"

when kevin wore crunchy taco underwear

"In the world of Kelldaliah, Kelldar rules the Kelldillians. The Kelldarian rule has been tyrading long past a Kellentury and the Kelldillians are about to stage a desperate and violent Kellidian attack on the great Kelldar." lmao!! In other news, Kevin apparently wears crunchy taco underwear.

when ash had another birthday

Happy Birthday to the bestest monkey pilot thingie bug friend I ever did have.

when i gave ash a bday present

Addition to my previous post, a birthday present for Ash:

when the victoria’s secret show would have been better with monkeys

Conversation between me and Ash: barbariankelldar: dude barbariankelldar: victoria's secret wings = sexy spockmonkey15: hehe spockmonkey15: most def barbariankelldar: who cares about the clothes spockmonkey15: haha totally barbariankelldar: they could put those wings on ugly monkeys and I'd melt...man actually that would be like 500% cooler spockmonkey15: HAHA yeah it would!! I had a really weird dream last night. It was a sort of dream I never have, it was so ...

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when i kept thinking ZING!

I'm sitting here writing my term paper and it's just basically stream of consciousness... but everytime I make a good point I think to myself, "ZING!" I don't know why... Two more pages to go and I'm done with this sucker, if I'd stay offline while writing I would have had it done an hour and a half ago :)

when i was in nashville for 2 weekends in a row

I know I've been GONE lately, I have been terribly busy and when I'm not terribly busy I just don't feel like being online. I did see Harry potter 4. Enjoyed it much. I'll be in Nashville the next two weekends, so I probably won't post much anywhere until christmas break.

when work moved and i hurt

So today we moved the office! The new office is grand, I have not one, but two desks of my own, and a brand new computer! When I got to work this morning, I was thinking we would be spending a few hours at the old office packing stuff up, but when I get there they already have everything packed and were ready to go to the new place! Unfortunately ...

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when i found a rabbit candle

Yeah so I've had nothing to do at work today. We're moving tomorrow so everything is packed up, or is being packed up. I've spent the morning goofing off and making paper airplanes for me and Kevin to race down the hallway, and hiding behind boxes waiting on people to walk by so I can scare them. Just now I found a candle shaped like a rabbit in some stuff ...

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when i had a new outgoing message

LOL Ash! Call my cell phone! Listen to my new voicemail message!