when i was gonna punch ash

I couldn’t find my Masters of the Universe shirt, so I wore my Wendy shirt instead. I like this shirt, it fits well.
ATTENTION ASHLEY: Next time I see you, you’d better be wearing padded sleeves or something, ’cause I am gonna hit you so hard that not only are your descendants gonna feel it, but your ancestors too! You ate my last Reese’s! That’s just wrong, man. Sick and wrong.