Most of our theaters here are Malco Theaters. I mean, if you go to the movies, 99.9% of the time you’ll be going to a Malco theater.
But, recently, this other theater company showed up. Hollywood. Well, not *that* recently but around the same time as Titanic. Ashley and I decided to go see Titanic at this new theater, since it was close to her house.
That place is the DEVIL! It’s evil!!
They only serve popcorn in bags. That’s ok at like, the circus, but at the movies it should be in a TUB!
No Reese’s!! No Reese’s!!
They have ceiling fans IN the theaters! On!
Their armrests were stuck in the UP position!
The floors were unnaturally sticky, for a new theater.
Small red dots of lights inside the lights on the ceiling of the theater.
The seats were EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Like, straight backed and too high!
And, the final straw… they did not serve COCA-COLA PRODUCTS!!
See? EVIL!! We make it a point not to go there anymore.