This is a tale of two printers. One was a colour printer, and it was named Crack Ho. The other was a black and white printer, and it was named Ole Dirty Bastard. Crack Ho decided it would run out of black ink at midnight on the night before it’s owner had to turn in a colour print. ODB decided to continually have paper jams and refuse to print at 1:30 AM on the night before it’s owner had to turn in 2 black and white prints.
Old Dirty Bastard and Crack Ho will rot in hell.