when the gangster was my mom

I was driving home this afternoon, and this car gets in behind me, and is kinda following me. So I’m thinking, y’know, if you want to go faster, pass me fool! There’s two lanes! But then the person starts flashing their lights at me.

(and, if I were Catherine at this point, I would have started screaming that THERE IS A GANG ARE AFTER ME!!)

I was thinking, what a jackass! Then I realised it was my mom. Haha.

And on a sidenote, my cat Calvin is a big baby who falls asleep in my lap, drools on me, and then bites my arm.