when i found a rabbit candle

Yeah so I’ve had nothing to do at work today. We’re moving tomorrow so everything is packed up, or is being packed up. I’ve spent the morning goofing off and making paper airplanes for me and Kevin to race down the hallway, and hiding behind boxes waiting on people to walk by so I can scare them. Just now I found a candle shaped like a rabbit in some stuff I was packing – who knows how long it’s been there – and Kristie told me to just throw it away, so I spent some time sawing it’s head off. I threw the body out in the parking lot in the back so hopefully a big truck will run over it, but the head I kept because the wick is still attached and it looks really weird.

One of my coworkers said when we get to the new building my extension should be 666, I think that would be hilarious, but I don’t think I get an extension because I don’t answer the phone šŸ™