So I’m filling out my medical history for my doctor’s appointment today, and I get to this:
Do you smoke? _______
Do you consume alcohol? __________
Do you do illegal drugs? ___________
Do you have sex with men? __________
Wait, what?
I’ve seen the “do you have sex” one before, but… so specific? But wait it gets better, because after that:
Do you have sex with men? _________ Women? ________ Both? ____________ Neither? ___________
I wanted to write “Aliens” in the neither section. Ash said she’d give me $50 to write it that in there.