when somebody remarked on my bossoms

HAHA, omg, I love elfwood sometimes.

“I think that if you draw your bossoms it would make better art. i think that you are lovely and I do mean it”

BOSSOMS!!!!! Not bosoms. BOSSOMS! HAHAHAHA!! Who the hell even uses the word bosom anymore, besides 90 year old ladies?!

OMG I can’t breathe for laughing.

I had a thought last night. If I had a time machine, I would dress myself up all weird, paint myself blue, add some horns or something, then go back in time and scare the crap out of peasants.
That’d be an awesome way to spend an afternoon.