Two things:
1. Watching the local news just now. Newscaster: “Denzel Washington is burning up the screen in Man on Fire. Many young men in the area are hoping to become the next Denzel Washington or… the next Halle Berry!”
So… young Memphis area men are hoping to be the next Halle Berry? More power to you.
2. On the way to school I was passed by this jackass driving like a moron, you know, weaving in and out of traffic, driving way too fast. He got in front of me and his license plate read: “KEN E G”
Kenny G is a JACKASS!!