when dogs could fly

There is a commercial for some kind of floor cleaner, and at the end of the commercial, they say, “And why do dogs always walk across a clean floor?”

Everytime I hear that commercial, I always just have to say, “Well what do you expect them to do, fly?!”

EVERYTIME.

Also, today was the third time in about a week I’ve been called “Miss Scarlet.” Go figure.

Slow news day, huh.