when i looked stupid

I can’t wear jeans to work this week ’cause the big boss from out of town is there, which only leaves me one pair of pants: my khaki pants. Out of desperation to not wear the same pair of pants ALL week, I decided to try the green pants I wore with my elf costume last year (the only time I’ve ever worn those pants). I put them on this morning, then put my hiking boots on and looked in the mirror. I looked like Spike from Cowboy Bebop, with too-short pants and giant feet. I would have gone ahead and worn it just for that reason, but I couldn’t find a shirt to wear with it.

*sigh* hello, khakis…