when there were dogs wearing clothes

I’ve had that damn “Man, I feel like a woman,” song stuck in my head all morning. Except, it’s “Man, I feel like a taco.”

Mm… a taco does sound pretty good right now.

Mom came in my room at 7AM this morning to tell me bye, like she does every morning, and I had left the TV on TMC all night. She comes in my room and says, “aww look at the doggies!” And I roll over, cuz I can’t resist dogs. And yeh, on the TV is this ancient footage of these dogs wearing clothes and glasses and pretending to be in school. It was cute, but at 7AM it was just really surreal.