Mom and I went downtown today to go to Hot Topic. It was the only place I could think of in Memphis that might have red vinyl pants (for my lina costume). An hour’s drive, a whole lot of traffic and two dollar parking for a “might have.” We got there and I didn’t see any. Dude working there came over and asked what we were looking for. I told him – he said he might have a couple left on clearance, but they were probably like, size 10s. We went back and looked — he had one pair left. A size one. ONE. Size one! Who wears size one? I decided to try them on anyway. I can’t believe it, but my fat butt actually fit in those size one pants. So yay, I finally found Lina pants!