when the goat smiled at me

Ok, the wasps really don’t bother me as much as the bee (yes, there’s only one). The wasps mind their own business, pretty much… it’s the bee who has some kinda road rage. air rage. You know, he’s the big kind of bee, like the size of quarter, not a little innocent honey bee. I hate him, he dive bombs me and then hovers in front of the garage, daring me to try to come out. I can just hear that little bastard laughing in his little bee voice. Is there some kind of animal that eats bees? Like a goat. Do goats eat bees? Does anyone know where I can get a bee-eating goat? I’d really like to get rid of the bee, and I’ve always wanted a goat.

“That goat smiled at me!”