when tickets were too expensive

*shrieks like an upset ape* WHY can’t I find airline tickets for less than $500? ONE WAY!! $566 ONE WAY!!

I want to go on this beach vacation with my aunt next week. YES I DO. But I’d have to come back before them for this family portrait we’re having done for my other grandparents’ 50th anniversary, so I’m trying to find an airline ticket from Wilmington NC to Memphis TN. But they’re all insanely expensive. I did find Wilmington -> Charlotte -> Nashville for $240, but STILL! geez!

*hops around in an annoyed way* I want to goooooooooooooooooo