What is Catherine-ism, you ask? Well, it’s not a new religion. Nor is it a term for a psychological condition.
Catherine-ism is a state of mind.
Here are some Catherine-isms I’ve collected!
You are SO Catherine when you think a four door car is a two door car and try to get in through the front door.
You are SO Catherine when you forget to put on your brakes.
You are SO Catherine when you go to get the car and get lost for an hour and a half.
You are SO Catherine when you open the door to a man wearing a ski mask.
You are SO Catherine when you cry at telephone commercials.
You are SO Catherine when you emphatically tell us that D is not 6 (on the telephone)
You are SO Catherine when you wouldn’t live in the house next to the lake because you’re too afraid you’d fall out the window into the lake.
You are SO Catherine when you actually answer the guy on the phone with the low voice who says , “What’s your favorite scary movie?”
My aunt and I have been making these up for about a week now. Some of these Catherine has actually done, some are ones I’ve done, some are ones my aunt has done, etc. Catherine-isms!