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when yesterday sucked
Man, yesterday sucked. Not only the jury duty thing, but I didn’t get to do ANYTHING yesterday. I ended up driving a half hour away with my parents to eat at this little Mexican place. They heard it was good — well, it wasn’t. And NOBODY else was there. NOBODY! It was so quiet, I felt bad for making noises…
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when something blew up
dude! something just blew up! mom and I were standing outside, and “booooooooooooom!” Mom said it sounded like an explosion. I thought it sounded like a cannon. Whatever. It was cool. And I have jury duty. How idiotic is that? Like seriously. At least dad has to go with me >:) I CAN’T miss school for a trial. Our classes…
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when i had a halloween party
Hi everybody! My party turned out great last night. My costume was awesome. Here’s a pic! But what I’m here to tell you about is what happened at the mall yesterday. Cat and I went to pick up Ash so we could get back to my house to start decorating. We had to stop by the mall on the way…
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happy halloween
dude, there was some kind of cult person at the door!!!! She gave me a brochure!!! *screams* …. no … wait… I think this is just a brochure for the local church. Oh ok. But that means she was probably the person ringing the doorbell at 8 this morning!! I was like, all asleep and comfortable and hear this noise……
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vacuum cleaner
The #1 most annoying thing in the world – to me, anyways – is the vacuum cleaner. I hate them! Hate them!!! The minute I hear that noise, I just want to go get the stupid thing and throw it out the window. I can’t stand it, it drives me absolutely crazy! Funny thing is, I don’t mind it so…
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when i do not enjoy a bag of sweet goodies
What the heck is the “American Taste Institute”? Can’t they find something more useful to do than testing the taste of food! Now I’m all excited and upset over that!! There’s a local commercial around here for some kind of Halloween charity thing, narrated by one of the news anchors. I don’t know if he’s trying to sound scary or…
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when I danced like elaine
Hey, you remember how Elaine used to dance on Seinfeld? For some reason, when I hear Michael Jackson’s Thriller, it makes me want to dance like that. I’ve no idea why! (I sure have had some short entries lately. Maybe to make up for those huge story ones.) Mom thinks I don’t worry enough. She’s freaking out over MY party.…
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oops
Hey, if you type too fast, you might type, “copslayer” instead of “cosplayer.” Haha. that’s something totally different.
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sorry
I had something I was gonna write about, but now I’ve forgotten. I’m so sorry. I feel bad about that.
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not rav’n fun
I saw the most annoying thing in the world written on a car today. “Rav-n Fun in my Covington Pike Toyota!” It was on a Rav-4, on the tire cover. It got me all overly excited and annoyed. “Rav-n fun.” That’s gonna be my site’s new catchphrase. Bad Candy: Rav’n Fun!
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when there was a terrible accident
man, every time I log into the school’s computer and open Photoshop, I have to reset everything. It’s so annoying. Barbies. Ha. I never played with Barbies in like, a normal way. For one thing, usually the Barbies were X-Men. There was a Rogue, a Wolverine, a Professor X, etc. My Barbies were constantly getting their hair chopped, dyed, their…
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when i was not a baboon
You are a baboon, and I am not!
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when there was a shushing
As an addition to the proceeding story! One time at my Mema’s, we rented Urban Legends and me, Rach and Cath watched it in the blue room. It wasn’t scary (I just refused to watch the microwave part), but later that night when Rach and I were trying to go to sleep, Rach had, as we say, a “super freak…
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when I thought the game of life was stupid
Which brings up a good point! Monopoly is not a game to be taken lightly. Firstly, Monopoly must be played at a table. Not on the floor, not on the bed. Secondly, Monopoly is NOT a short game. Monopoly games can often last days, weeks even. Thirdly, most people tend to think the game is over after all properties are…
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when i rented bust-a-groove
Well good morning again! I’m just sitting here, eating breakfast, talking about Trigun with Tony. I have to clean my room today, what a mess! How does it get so messy so fast? I just cleaned it like, last week. Now we are talking about selling Ash on ebay. We figured I could get at least a quarter, but I…
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when I tried to make boot covers
Good morning! I have to go to the fabric store today to buy… fabric!! *gasp* Gotta get more material for my boot covers for my costume. I saw Meet the Parents last night. Pretty funny. I’d talk more but I gotta get changed and go pick up Ashley and get to the bank before noon!!!
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when we were chicking the momo
Hey Ash, do you remember where “chicking the momo” came from and what it means? Don’t you hate it when you can’t remember what your in-jokes are about?
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that time kevin was cool with my cussing
RAAARGH!! I HUNGER!! I’m back from work. I’d just like to say how much I hate taking my cousin to school. Every morning for the past week I’ve had to take him to school. I have to sit in a long line of cars until I finally creep up to the circle drive (after getting yelled at by the traffic…
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that time it was nana’s fault
John Cleese is going to be Nearly-Headless Nick in the HP movie. How cool is that? I haven’t felt well the past few days… I think it’s the housesitting. I wanna go see a movie this weekend, it’s been a good month since I’ve seen a movie! Heh, once me, my aunt, and my three cousins went to see a…
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when there was a terrible lemur panic
Mine was better, it was about Terrible Lemurs Panic. I liked your “Whore-in-training” part LOL I have a link! Tony gave it to me but it’s mine now. George Bush Loves You! and Al Gore Loves You!. Al didn’t love me as much as George… I don’t know if that’s something to be scared of or not. hehehehe one good…
