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sorry
I had something I was gonna write about, but now I’ve forgotten. I’m so sorry. I feel bad about that.
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not rav’n fun
I saw the most annoying thing in the world written on a car today. “Rav-n Fun in my Covington Pike Toyota!” It was on a Rav-4, on the tire cover. It got me all overly excited and annoyed. “Rav-n fun.” That’s gonna be my site’s new catchphrase. Bad Candy: Rav’n Fun!
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when there was a terrible accident
man, every time I log into the school’s computer and open Photoshop, I have to reset everything. It’s so annoying. Barbies. Ha. I never played with Barbies in like, a normal way. For one thing, usually the Barbies were X-Men. There was a Rogue, a Wolverine, a Professor X, etc. My Barbies were constantly getting their hair chopped, dyed, their…
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when i was not a baboon
You are a baboon, and I am not!
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when there was a shushing
As an addition to the proceeding story! One time at my Mema’s, we rented Urban Legends and me, Rach and Cath watched it in the blue room. It wasn’t scary (I just refused to watch the microwave part), but later that night when Rach and I were trying to go to sleep, Rach had, as we say, a “super freak…
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when I thought the game of life was stupid
Which brings up a good point! Monopoly is not a game to be taken lightly. Firstly, Monopoly must be played at a table. Not on the floor, not on the bed. Secondly, Monopoly is NOT a short game. Monopoly games can often last days, weeks even. Thirdly, most people tend to think the game is over after all properties are…
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when i rented bust-a-groove
Well good morning again! I’m just sitting here, eating breakfast, talking about Trigun with Tony. I have to clean my room today, what a mess! How does it get so messy so fast? I just cleaned it like, last week. Now we are talking about selling Ash on ebay. We figured I could get at least a quarter, but I…
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when I tried to make boot covers
Good morning! I have to go to the fabric store today to buy… fabric!! *gasp* Gotta get more material for my boot covers for my costume. I saw Meet the Parents last night. Pretty funny. I’d talk more but I gotta get changed and go pick up Ashley and get to the bank before noon!!!
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when we were chicking the momo
Hey Ash, do you remember where “chicking the momo” came from and what it means? Don’t you hate it when you can’t remember what your in-jokes are about?
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that time kevin was cool with my cussing
RAAARGH!! I HUNGER!! I’m back from work. I’d just like to say how much I hate taking my cousin to school. Every morning for the past week I’ve had to take him to school. I have to sit in a long line of cars until I finally creep up to the circle drive (after getting yelled at by the traffic…
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that time it was nana’s fault
John Cleese is going to be Nearly-Headless Nick in the HP movie. How cool is that? I haven’t felt well the past few days… I think it’s the housesitting. I wanna go see a movie this weekend, it’s been a good month since I’ve seen a movie! Heh, once me, my aunt, and my three cousins went to see a…
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when there was a terrible lemur panic
Mine was better, it was about Terrible Lemurs Panic. I liked your “Whore-in-training” part LOL I have a link! Tony gave it to me but it’s mine now. George Bush Loves You! and Al Gore Loves You!. Al didn’t love me as much as George… I don’t know if that’s something to be scared of or not. hehehehe one good…
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when horshack had plastic surgery
I love that catalogue! 😀 I want that orange Atari shirt they have but it’s so expensive! My link today? can’t think of anything, but there’s always Wendy, which I love. Man, I REALLY need to answer mail. You know, last time I answered mail was before my site hit 90K, and now I’m over 95K ^^;;; Other than that…
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when i was house sitting and scared
ARGH! I’m housesitting/babysitting for the week. This house is very… long. It can be kinda freaky at times but I’m usually ok here. Well mom called tonight and we kept hearing this clicking on the line. Mom was like, “Is that somebody on the other line?” And that freaked me out. We hung up and she called back and it…
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when i had an important announcement
Ok, shut up and listen! What I have to say is very important! I forgot what I was going to talk about now… all I remember is that it was important… well, if I remember, I’ll come back.
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when mema was a saint
HOLD THE PRESSES!!! Kell’s Grandmother is a saint!! Kell, a poor, broke college student, had been worried about the release of Sony’s Playstation 2, a new version of the popular gaming system. “I didn’t think I was going to get one,” she said. “I didn’t reserve one, so I figured I’d have to get one after Christmas.” However, Kell was…
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when i was at dad’s office
Now I’m at dad’s office. We’re done for today! I don’t have to go back! But I’m still going to make dad get me lunch >:) My homework went over well. She wants to put it up in the hall. She said it went “above and beyond” the homework assignment and that was “excellently done.” Funny, I thought it was…
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when she showed up
Damn! She’s here! Consarnit all!
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10 minute rule
My teacher has two minutes to get here before the ten-minute rule takes effect. Cross your fingers!
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when i saw penguins
I’m in colour theory class now. The teacher isn’t here yet. I hope she doesn’t come. I want to go home. Did I write about going to the zoo? It was fun. We saw the white tigers. Purty. There’s this place in the zoo where they have the penguins… you know, a little cave like place with a water tank.…
