when my sims world was twisted

My Sims world is so twisted.

I have a family, a very normal family. A dad named Ed, who is a businessman, his wife Linda, and recently they had two kids. The first, a boy, they named Pimp Daddy. The second, a girl, they named Rootin Tootin Fresh Ice Rappin Baby Lil Snoopy T.

Soon Ed will rise to the top of the ranks of the business world… and then, suddenly, his world will come crashing down!! Out of nowhere, his refrigerator, toilet, bathtub and bed will disappear!! He will go to work unhappy and eventually be fired from his job. One day they’ll find him living in the trees out back of his house, ranting and raving like a lunatic.

My Sim stories almost always end up like that.

I’ve been playing neighborhood 1, which I haven’t played in since I took House Party off. Because of that, there are some… things missing. One poor guy’s head was gone, so the game picked the next head for him — Crow T Robot’s head. It’s so freaky looking.

Neighborhood 3 is my SunDowner neighborhood. Ocha is a movie star. Britan is a mob boss. Qudiar is a paramedic. Madison has no job, he sits around the house playing guitar all day. Piper is a Professional Party Go-er (that’s the top of the “Slacker” job field). Miles is… somewhere in the middle of the Hacker field.

Neighborhood 4 is the Harry Potter neighborhood. I’ve mostly been playing with the Weasleys… Mr and Mrs Weasley so far have Bill, Charlie, Percy and… Ginny. The fourth kid turned out to be a girl, so I just went ahead and kept her as Ginny. Mr Weasley was a very important businessman until he quit his job and became an baseball player. Or something.

And it turns out Hermione’s parents aren’t really dentists.. no, it turns out that her parents are Prince William and my cousin Catherine.

I can’t seem to get James and Lily to have a kid. James is a journalist and is gone at odd hours. Lily is an accomplished pianist!

Everybody else really doesn’t do much. Mostly they just walk around and make friends with everyone else.