when the soffe shorts appeared

Well, today’s running around was kind of a bust. Found no good Xiaoyu fabric at Hancock’s – the closest thing to the correct colour was too thin.
Found no wig or lab coat at Party City.
Found absolutely nothing at the mall. Went in the new Delia’s sotre – felt horribly out of place.
Went to Freewheelin’ Franks. Ash got sandals. I got a random Led Zeppelin shirt. Bonus: it smells like incense. Ahhhh
Oh, I forgot! Went by cool retro McDonald’s for lunch. Guy at the window was very cute w/very cute accent.
What the hell are Soffe Shorts?